More Earthquake Info

BREAKING NEWS:  The President has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush’s Fault”.  The President also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters are continuing an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party.  Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

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1 Response to More Earthquake Info

  1. That’s funny!

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