You may read this and believe it to be an April Fool’s Day joke. Sadly, it is not. And sadly, I must give a slight NSFW warning.
Congressman Ted Yoho is one of the congressmen the Chamber of Commerce and Establishment (links added) have problems with. He was one of the congressmen who would not vote for John Boehner as Speaker. He has been one of those congressmen who does not have a problem rocking the boat on his own side. I wish he’d do it more than he does. Frankly, I think some of the fight has been knocked out of him.
In any event, he finds himself with a challenger. The challenger’s name is Jake Rush. People tied to Rush are whispering that he is “the Chamber’s guy.” He’s given money to Democrats. His father gave money to Debbie Wasserman Schultz. He’s a lawyer.
Jake Rush also happens to be into Satanic symbolism, vampirism, “rape” photos, whips, chains, and … you get the picture. If you don’t, I’ve got the pictures. Read more at redstate.com.