Michael Bloomberg Loves China, Will Ban Guns and Big Gulps

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by John Nolte

While President Michael Bloomberg allows China to do whatever it wants, Americans will be stripped of their firearms, french fries, and Big Gulps.

Oh, please run, Bloomy…

Please, please, please run…

It’s been fascinating to scan all the “professional analysis” looking to explain why Bloomberg is seriously considering a run for the Democrat nomination. You know, all the big thinks from the geniuses who believe they can explain human nature. These big thinks run the gamut from 1) Joe Biden is faltering, which opens up a center lane (geniuses love terms like “center lane”), to 2) Bloomberg believes his entry will help Biden over the finish-line by soaking up some of the progressive hate, to 3) Bloomberg can siphon votes away from Biden, thus ensuring Trump’s re-election.

Just reading this stuff makes you dumber.

How about…

Oh, I don’t know…

He wants to be president?

How about… He’s pushing 78, got a taste of that sweet chief executive life as New York’s mayor, has a buttload of money and not much time left to spend it, and the Democrat field is looking sorrier by the day?

Or, how about… He’s not really gunna run, he’s just an ego-driven old man who enjoys news cycles about him running?

Listen, you don’t get to where Michael Bloomberg has without a pretty healthy ego and a strong belief in yourself and your ability to lead. And there’s just no question that Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office is driving all of his fellow businessmen billionaires insane with jealousy. If anything, Bloomberg is kicking himself for wasting all those years as mayor: I should’ve gone for the jackpot like Drumpf! Now I’m pushing 80 and spent my presidential years running stupid New York!

Anyway, I’m not joking about wanting to see Bloomberg run. Who doesn’t love a good show, and watching Trump take on a fellow Manhattan billionaire who loves him some China, and hates guns and Big Gulps… Well, that would be glorious. Read the rest HERE.

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1 Response to Michael Bloomberg Loves China, Will Ban Guns and Big Gulps

  1. Joe Z says:

    Mikey Bloomberg and all his lefty pals can come to my house, without their armed, jackbooted thugs (because “guns are bad”). And I will be happy to give them my guns…one bullet at a time.
    Hooyah! Trump 2020!

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