Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

Satire:


CHEROKEE NATION—Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces.

“I am sorry, my people. I have failed,” she said somberly, a single tear rolling down her cheek. “The white man still holds our land, and the very trees cry out against them. May Great Spirit grant us another chance in 4 harvests.” The Cherokee people looked confused, so she clarified: “That means years according to the Indian talk book I picked up.”

The Cherokee expressed mixed emotions at seeing Warren return, from “Who are you?” to “How many times do we have to tell you that if you’re not gonna play some slots at the casino, then you’re gonna need to leave?” Read the rest HERE.

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2 Responses to Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

  1. Joe Z says:

    Looks like Little Chief Run Amok’s campaign canoe has been sunk by the turbulent waters of partisan politics.

  2. The Flash says:

    Now that Fauxcahontas has dropped out, it would seem like Trump has an even easier road ahead – UNLESS, a dark horse (no pun intended) comes out of the woodwork in the form of Michelle/Michael Obama, possibly even teaming up with the former “smartest woman in the world”, Hillary Clinton. If that happens, remember, you heard here first!

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