Pelosi: ‘Every $600 Check Will Come With Free Slice Of Cake’

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi has announced that every $600 stimulus check will come with a free slice of cake for Americans to eat.

She made the announcement in a speech yesterday after the stimulus bill was criticized for not doing enough for the middle class. The amendment to the $900 billion stimulus bill, coupled with the reasonable $2.3 trillion spending bill for the federal government, means that in addition to getting $600 created out of thin air, each American will get a slice of chocolate cake. Read the reat at babylonbee.com.

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1 Response to Pelosi: ‘Every $600 Check Will Come With Free Slice Of Cake’

  1. Joe Z says:

    Hey Piglosi, take your cake and stick it ……well, you know the rest.

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