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Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN

WORLD—Airports around the world are reporting record revenues after introducing a long-awaited feature: the ability to turn off CNN on television sets in their terminals. For just one quarter, you can turn off CNN for a full fifteen minutes while … Continue reading

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What Might Happen During the Next Government Shutdown

January 8th, 2019 – Satire: With Government Shut Down, Citizens Forced To Interfere In Their Own Lives U.S.—With the government shutdown in effect, life has felt incomplete for many Americans. “Everything is just too easy—it’s boring,” said restaurant owner Gloria … Continue reading

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